(Source: scary-corphlsh)

Okay so your house sitting and you look in the fridge and you see beers. You say to yourself “No you’ve got gin and vodka”
Pretty soon your looking around for a bottle opener. Your tearing down the place looking for one. You can’t.

You try your teeth
No good
You try the door catch
Not working!

Your almost tempted to smash it open because you know this beer will go great with this pizza.
Keys! Where are they? Your going to buy a fucking bottle opener because this crap house hasn’t got one!
Rule 33 of housesitting YOU WILL BE WASTED THE WHOLE TIME!
Fuck ass place I got my keys with my ssu bottle opener on it.

Esther you sack of %@

And that’s how I got my beer.

Okay so your house sitting and you look in the fridge and you see beers. You say to yourself “No you’ve got gin and vodka”
Pretty soon your looking around for a bottle opener. Your tearing down the place looking for one. You can’t.

You try your teeth
No good
You try the door catch
Not working!

Your almost tempted to smash it open because you know this beer will go great with this pizza.
Keys! Where are they? Your going to buy a fucking bottle opener because this crap house hasn’t got one!
Rule 33 of housesitting YOU WILL BE WASTED THE WHOLE TIME!
Fuck ass place I got my keys with my ssu bottle opener on it.

Esther you sack of %@

And that’s how I got my beer.

My first slice of pizza at a pizza party!

My first slice of pizza at a pizza party!

When campus nurses are doing a stall on campus.

When campus nurses are doing a stall on campus.

The awkward wave I do when I see someone from highschool

The awkward wave I do when I see someone from highschool

TRUTH! @onelamb

(Source: tyrells)

MY BOYFRIEND DRUNK CALLS ME

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When I’m home alone and there’s some spooky sounds

cupotealeaf:

You’re never gonna believe this.

1KG OF NUTELLA IS ONLY $7!